How to tell which songs belongs to which group based on their English.
- SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
- YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
- CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
- Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
- JYP: JYP
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
